I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.

I went to the orchard and saw an apple tree with a ladder leaning against it.

I guess it wanted to take its fruit to a higher level.

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust.