I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.