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One-Liner DadWednesday, August 19, 2026
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
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What is blue but does not weigh very much?
Light Blue
I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants
and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said
it was a jaws-dropping experience
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