I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.

I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.