๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, September 9, 2026
My boomer dad told me to 'just buy a house like we did.'
I told him I'm still saving for the security deposit on my *dream* cardboard box.
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I've been reading a lot of self-help books to improve my mental health
Now I have a lot of feelings and a significant amount of overdue library fines
My company says 'we're a family here.'
Which explains why I'm emotionally exhausted and constantly planning my escape.
I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation
so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019
I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
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