๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Thursday, March 26, 2026
I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.
Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'
More Millennial Jokes
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.
I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'
My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
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