Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle so much in his calligraphy class?

His handwriting was just too shocking!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!