What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-spectless

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!