Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole traffic management system?

To rein in the chaos

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did Santa install a new heating system at the North Pole?

Because the elves were always feeling a 'draft'.