I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.