I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.

So, I was at the airport today, picking up your cousin from his flight. I saw all these big airplanes landing and taking off, carrying people all over the world.

It really made me want to travel. I guess I'm ready to 'plane' my next vacation.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!