👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, April 7, 2026
My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.
I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'
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