My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her p...

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Tuesday, April 7, 2026

My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.

I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'

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