Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the deer-ivers of holiday cheer!

Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the Christmas party?

Because it was a snap decision!

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

Because it was branching out and having a tree-mendous holiday season

Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

To make sure they're all 'grounded' until morning!