Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

They needed to update their sleigh-ware

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

Why did Santa's reindeer finally hire a labor lawyer?

They felt their working conditions were getting a bit un-stable.