I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers

now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text

I'm trying to save for a down payment on a house

but so far I've only managed to save enough for a decent Craigslist couch

I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019

I'm trying to buy a house, but it seems like the only thing I can afford is the Zillow subscription