My boss told us 'we're a family here,'

which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.

My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'

Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement