Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why did Santa's reindeer finally hire a labor lawyer?

They felt their working conditions were getting a bit un-stable.

What did the Christmas tree say to the candy cane?

You're a real strip of support for the holiday season!