๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansMonday, October 5, 2026
This turkey looks absolutely perfect, and I can tell from its juicy texture...
...it's going to be the *breast* Thanksgiving ever!
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At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition
We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert
My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.
It's usually followed by a not-so-silent debate about who's grateful enough to do the dishes.
What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?
Well-bread.
I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together
and silently judge each other's life choices
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