Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!