Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.