As I carve this magnificent bird, I just want to remind everyone at the table...

...there will be absolutely no *fowl* play allowed today!

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

Why was the cranberry sauce so good at problem-solving?

Because it always had a 'cran-do' attitude!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together