Why did the piano get in trouble at school?

Because it kept key-ing off its classmates.

My computer just coughed, I think it has a byte-er infection.

I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.

I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.