Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.