Why did the zombie go to the office supply store?

Because he was dying for some new pens

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

Because he heard it was a real scream

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.