Why did the werewolf always have trouble eating spaghetti?

He kept getting hair in his marinara sauce!

Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!

Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

Every time she called customer service, they just froze.

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle so much in his calligraphy class?

His handwriting was just too shocking!