Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!

Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.

Why did Medusa finally get a haircut?

Because she was tired of all her split ends turning to stone.

Why did the mummy go to the party?

Because he was feeling wrapped up in the occasion