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Classic DadWednesday, October 7, 2026
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
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So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.
But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.
So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert
I guess you could say he was a shell of a man with a lot of knowledge
So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many
and he said it was a shell of a job!
I decided to become a mushroom farmer
Because I heard it's a fun-gi career
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