So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.