My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.

I was at the beach with my family, and we spent the day building sandcastles and collecting seashells. As we were walking along the shore, we came across a big sandcastle that had been washed away by the waves, leaving just a small mound of sand behind. My kids were disappointed, but I just chuckled and said

I guess that castle just couldn't weather the storm!

My ghost photography business failed because I could never get a clear spirit.

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.