What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.

It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!

I took my car into the shop the other day because it was making a weird knocking sound under the hood. The mechanic spent a long time listening carefully and checking all the hoses and belts.

He said he needed to do some intensive car-diology.

I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'