👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadThursday, August 20, 2026
So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.
It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!
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