Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby today

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!