Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!

Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.