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Classic DadMonday, April 6, 2026
I took my dog to the vet and they said he had a bad case of 'ruff' breathing.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
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I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.
I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.
I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'
I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.
I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.
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