Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.