What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness. He showed us all the different types of trees and explained how he used special techniques to keep them healthy. As we were leaving, I asked him what his secret was to growing such great apples

and he said it was just a core value of his

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!