Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.