Why did Santa's reindeer refuse to fly on Christmas Eve?

Because they were hoarse from all the team meetings!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.