Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

🎄 Christmas Joke

Santa's Workshop

Thursday, April 9, 2026

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

More Christmas Jokes

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

You'll shoot your *hare* out!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!

What do you call a Christmas tree that's a professional musician?

A treble-maker.

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