Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.

Why did Santa's elves demand better working conditions at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out the long hours