What do you call a present that arrives after Christmas?

A past present.

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to elf-improve their working conditions!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the deer-ivers of holiday cheer!