👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadThursday, October 22, 2026
I was sorting through the shoes in my closet the other day, trying to decide which ones to keep. I picked up an old pair of sneakers, and the bottom was completely worn out, with a huge hole.
I guess they just lost their *sole*.
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