My manager just scheduled a 'quick sync' to discuss our team's 'bandwidth challenges.'

The only bandwidth challenge I have is how much time I'm spending in meetings about not having time.

My manager told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of this quarter.

I leaned so hard I fell into a job application.

My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'

I immediately checked my organ donor status.

I told my manager I was feeling overwhelmed

and they said 'you just need to prioritize your tasks and remember, we're all in this together... as a high-performing team, not as people who will actually support you'