I'm starting to think the only asset I'll ever own is a decent wifi connection

I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans

I've been trying to afford a house, but the only thing I can actually afford is

a 30-year subscription to Zillow

My mom keeps telling me to 'just buy a starter home.'

I told her the only starter home I can afford is the one in Monopoly.