๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutMonday, May 25, 2026
My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'
I immediately checked my organ donor status.
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So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
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but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.
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