I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care

So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks

I asked my boomer friend for investment advice

He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in

My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.

I just got advice from a boomer to 'just buy a smaller house'

like a studio apartment in a desirable neighborhood is just a Honda Civic with a Murphy bed