๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutMonday, May 25, 2026
My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'
I immediately checked my organ donor status.
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I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.
Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion
and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.
I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.
She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
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