I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a big sandcastle that someone had built. The kids were impressed by how tall it was, and we started talking about who could have made it. I joked that it must have been a professional builder, and then I saw the sign next to it that said

it was a 'castle' in the sand, built by a 'grain' architect

I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.

I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.