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One-Liner DadWednesday, April 8, 2026
I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.
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I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.
So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.
I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics
and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us
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