๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage Dadโ Won 0 of 1 battleTuesday, April 7, 2026
My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day.
Ten minutes later, I found him in the garage, 'just finishing up' a project he started back when I was in elementary school.
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My dad's idea of retirement is
spending 40 hours a week in the garage, but now he's getting paid in satisfaction instead of a paycheck.
I asked my dad for one piece of life advice he'd learned over the years, as a Father's Day gift.
He paused, thought for a long moment, and then said, 'Always make sure your phone is charged before you leave the house. Because that way, you can always call home.' My heart melted a little.
For Father's Day, I asked my dad if he needed any help with the barbecue.
He just flipped a burger and said, 'Nah, I've got this, but if you're 'hungry,' I'm 'Dad'!'
My dad insists his BBQ isn't just a cooking appliance.
He calls it a 'precision meat delivery system' that requires at least three separate thermometers and a spirit level.
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