I decided to go through some old family videos with my dad on Father's Day

and he cried during the part where I learned to ride a bike, but not because he was proud – he just remembered how much the bike cost

We offered my dad a nice, relaxing Father's Day brunch, hoping he'd take a break.

He just smiled and said, 'Thanks, but I've got a very important date with a loose deck board and my impact driver.'

I told my dad I was really looking forward to a relaxing Father's Day.

He just replied, 'Hi Looking Forward, I'm Dad! Now, who's going to help me check the propane on the grill?'

For Father's Day, my mom offered to take my dad out to a fancy restaurant.

He just said, 'Nah, I think I'm going to spend the afternoon trying to find that 10mm socket I lost in '98.'