Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks

I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list

When I was a kid, I asked my dad if he believed in superheroes.

He just looked at me, grunted, and said, 'Only the ones who change tires, conquer spreadsheets, and occasionally grill a perfect burger.' Then he ruffled my hair, and for a second, I thought I saw his cape.

We tried to give my dad a completely chore-free Father's Day, letting him just relax on the couch all morning.

After about an hour, he quietly got up, peered into the kitchen, and asked, 'So, are we making memories, or am I allowed to flip the pancakes yet?'

My dad's idea of retail therapy...

...is walking through the hardware store, picking up random bolts and muttering, 'I'll need this someday.'