What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy during the holiday season?

Because he was feeling crumby about his Christmas cookie expectations!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir