What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!

Why did Santa get a medical check-up before Christmas?

He was feeling a little Claus-trophobic.

What's Kevin McCallister's favorite Christmas carol?

All I Want For Christmas Is My House To Be Empty!

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!