We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

We decided to have an open bar at our wedding to keep our families happy

Now we're just hoping to have enough money left for the honeymoon, or even a marriage

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink