๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastThursday, September 3, 2026
Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.
Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.
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We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that โ a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
Before they got married, [Bride's Name] and [Groom's Name] probably envisioned idyllic mornings, waking up to birds chirping and breakfast in bed.
Now they'll get to experience the joys of waking up to a smoke detector chirping, because someone forgot the toast.
Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,
and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.
We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding
And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped
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