So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.

It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.