So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.

I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'