What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert

I guess you could say he was a shell of a man with a lot of knowledge

I went to the ocean and saw a shell that was having an identity crisis

It was feeling a little shell-shocked