Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.

I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert

at shell-ing out advice