Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'

I tried to start a new business selling clocks, but I couldn't find the time.