Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!

Why did the witch's cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!