Why did Dracula get a bad performance review at his new office job?

His manager said he wasn't pulling his *weight*... he was just sucking the *life* out of everyone.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the Halloween party?

He was all wrapped up in his work.

What's a ghost's favorite candy?

Boooo-ble gum!

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.