What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today