I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've got a problem, I've been feeling a little horse lately'

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

What do you call a grape that complains all the time?

A whine.

I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'