I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me

it was a tint of a problem

I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.